my writing professor is the goofiest motherfucker i s2g he came into the classroom today ON A BIKE and wearing a helmet and a biking outfit like he rode into the classroom on his bike and then he made us listen to a jack johnson song and talk about what it meant
professor: so maddy what you do think jack johnson was trying to say with this song?
me: i’ll be honest i was too distracted by how much i hate jack johnson’s music to listen to the lyrics
we’re definitely discussing #THECHEMICAL in my expository writing class today
put down the bong. pick up vitamin